This is so amazing! 8D

This guy plays the keyboard so epically. Someday I want to be as good as him. d*__*b
But I'm just started learning it... T_T I should've started with keyboard instead of learning flute for 4 1/2 years. Curse! >_>

Merry Christmas! ♥ : A little poem in "Denglish"

First question you readers may ask: What the hell is "Denglish"?

quick explanation:

Denglisch (German spelling) or Denglish (English spelling) is a portmanteau of the German words Deutsch and Englisch. It's used in all German-speaking countries and describes an influx of English, or pseudo-English, vocabulary into the German language through travel and English's widespread usage in advertising, business and information technology. Synonyms are Gerglish, Angleutsch and Engleutsch.

A Christmas poem:

This must be was besondres sein

When the last Kalender-sheets
flattern through the Winter-streets
and Decemberwind is blowing,
then is everybody knowing,
that it is not allzuweit.
She does come, the Weihnachtszeit.

All the Menschen, Leute, people
flippen out of ihrer Stube
run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess
make Konsum and business.
Kaufen this und jenes Dings
and the churchturmglocke rings!

Manche holen sich a Tännchen.
When this brennt, they cry : Attention!.
Rufen for the Feuerwehr;
Please come quick, and rescue her!
Goes the Tännchen off in Rauch
they are standing on the Schlauch.

In the kitchen of the house
mother makes the Christmasschmaus.
She is working, schufting, bakes,
hit is now her Yoghurtkeks.
And the Opa says as Tester;
"We are killed bis zu Silvester".
Then he fills the last Glas wine,
yes, this is the Christmastime.

Day by Day does so vergang,
and the holy night does come.
You can think, you can remember,
this is immer in December!

Then the childrenlein are coming
candle-wachs is abwärts running,
Bing of Crosby Christmas sings
while the Towerglocke rings
and the angels look so fine.
Well ! This is the Weihnachtstimme.

Baby-eyes are big and rund
the family feels kerngesund,
when unter´m Baum is hocking -
then nothing can them shocking.
They are so happy, are so fine
this happens in the Christmastime.

The animals all in the house
the Hund, the Katze, the bird, the mouse,
are turning round the Weihnachtstree
enjoy the day as never nie,
weil they find Kittekat and Schappi
im Geschenkkarton von Papi.

The family begins to sing
and wieder does a Glöckchen ring.
Zum song vom grünen Tannenbaum
die Tränen rennen down and down -
bis the mother plötzlich flennt:
"Die Gans im Ofen ist verbrennt!"

Because her nose is very fine
wie jedes Jahr zur Christmastime.
So all can say the fest is nice,
but all of this hat seinen Preis.
The nervs are laying alle blank,
this is mir klar, by this Gestank
from the verbrennte Weihnachtsgans.

This must be was besondres sein,
then all the people stimmen ein
and sing with me so loud and clear
MERRY X-MAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

~from Tanja Haas

This is awful.For English-teachers and native English-speakers. :'D And it's confusing. I had heachache when I first read that... >_> I can already hear Mr. Constroffer complain about how WRONG this is. X'D

Anyway...

All of you...

Have a Merry Christmas and blessed holidays! ♥ 

Papa's revenge...

So apperently Papa found a way to take vengeance for me annoying him about how great the USA is.And after talking about America's influence on modern day Germany I guess he got so pissed that he went straight into a newsdealer and buyed me a "DER SPIEGEL" magazine,which is obviously a magazine about politics and economy.

Die verzweifelten Staaten von America = The desperate States of America

Eine Nation verliert ihren Optimismus = A nation loses its optimism

I was so shocked when I finished reading... O_O

Germany is America's unofficial oversea-colony? What? O_e

Me: I'm wondering what I missed the last 10 years.Ten years ago Halloween wasn't that popular in germany... o3o -watches newstime on TV Halloween special-
Papa: You missed nothing... -sour look on face-
Me: What is it,Daddy? O_O
Papa: Germany is more and more "americanized"...-sighs- It's like being a colony...just it's not official...
Me: huh? So you would say we're like an unofficial oversea colony to USA,because we're getting much stuff from there,including the holidays? D8
Papa:  =____=" -says nothing-
Me: O_____e

Later I drew my thoughts and Papa watched me with a "Are you fucking serious?!"-face. :'D

HAPPY HALLOWEEN :D ♥

~*~*~

 ~The witches fly

Across the sky,

The owls go, "Who? Who? Who?"

The black cats yowl

And green ghosts howl,

"Scary Halloween to you!"

~*~*~

english:

german:

french:

japanese:

My sexy desktop background
Ludwig....WHY SO SEXY???? >_<

ShuShu's English homework

I GOT SKITTLES TODAY!!! I'M SOOOOO HAPPY!!! 8D ♥ 

English homework for ShuShu: Skittles and cookies all over the desk. :'D

And yeah MY ENGLISH WORKBOOK IS EPIC BECAUSE THERE'S AAAAAAAALFRED ON IT! >D ♥

I'm not in to mood to leave...not at all. D'X

Waaaahahahaha -cries on the floor- I DON'T WANT TO,BUT I HAVE TO...-sniff- I have to leave again today and I'm so not in the mood to. Q_Q
I feel like time's running out.I really feel like friday was just a few hours ago...but in reality it's sunday already. ;n; My oh my...why...Well at least I have one thing to look forward to.Our first lesson tomorrow is english,where I obviously seem to suck at lately -is still not over the vocabulary test thingy- 
Oh...Yeah and I'm kinda scared to go outside because there was terrible car crash not far away from my house.


And I can't be online for every monday in future since some stupid nutcase had the terrible idea of a MEDIA-FREE-MONDAY! Which means no mp3-players,no TV,no radio and most important NO COMPUTERS!!!  I never surmised something like that ever happens! Oh and another thing they want to establish are school uniforms.I hope,if we have school uniforms (it's still not decided),we get pretty ones. o3o

Well yeah I guess that was it for now.

Ah yes.I spend my last hour at home dancing around like a maniac to this song:

Waaah I just LOVE Culcha Candela. xDD They're just awesome :3